RANDOM SHIT I'VE DONE BECAUSE ADVERTISING

RANDOM SHIT I'VE DONE BECAUSE, advertising_

1. Staged an Olympian's dorm room in Rio, from Denver.

In a moment I went to college for, I produced a Facebook post for Olympic gymnast Simone Biles during the Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. To "curate" "authenticity," I did extensive Snapchat research to determine the precise colorway of the athletes village Brazilian bedding. I then deployed an intern who went to college to procure similar Denver bedding for me to style & shoot. I had fun. I like my job. I like you.

2. Became the voice of the president & CEO of Audi, for like a minute.

First, it was a NYT Op-ed. Then, his acceptance speech for 'Green Car of the Year' at the LA Auto Show in 2010. I credit my half-German heritage with helping me to grasp his tone & temperament with das ease.